I would love to see the boyfriend try to explain his way out of that one

Hours earlier: "So, have you two been swapping spit, bro?" "I'm not familiar with that expr—yeah, yeah, totally, dude. Of course. What kind of man would I be if we weren't? Ha."

But why? Y go through the hustle of making dinner just to screw it??

Did you get up without warning? The proper thing to do is to excuse your self. He took it way too far but you aren't completely innocent either.

So what happened next?

Just a shot in the dark: he might have been trying to raise your testosterone levels in order to get you into bed.

Seriously lacking in respect? Yes. Possibly need to discuss boundaries with food. Yes again. However unless you only lip kiss, never tongue, and don't exchange any other body fluids it's probably not the worst thing you have exchanged.

I'm sure you did something to deserve it.

Yep. Gonna need an update on this one.

DASL, "Os there something you would like to say?" Then, DUMP HIM

I hope you dumped him. Someone messing with your food/drink is disrespectful on a primal, fundamental level. It's basically showing such utter disregard for you he might as well have spit in your face instead. Wrong on so many counts here.

Are you sure he wasn't just taking a sip??