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SexOnTheBeach Livry-gargan, France

Today, my boyfriend invited me to his new apartment for a candle-lit dinner. While we were having drinks, I got up to wash my hands. Thinking that he was watching me walking away, I turned around to send him a kiss. He was spitting in my cocktail. FML

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JillianJuneBug 39

I would love to see the boyfriend try to explain his way out of that one

Hours earlier: "So, have you two been swapping spit, bro?" "I'm not familiar with that expr—yeah, yeah, totally, dude. Of course. What kind of man would I be if we weren't? Ha."

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Comments (37)

Okay, we need the story behind this.

Do you mean your ex-boyfriend?

He was just trying to give you a trip to the dentist! ;)

He was F'ing spitting in your cocktail?! WTF?!?!?

What a ****** creeper

MxCrix3333 10

I feel like either he was angry or it is a kink of his that he didn't get consent for. Either way, an awful thing to do.