Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, after my relationship ended in a shambles, my partner finally moved out and we were broken up, now, just as I started talking to others and feeling OK with being alone, she revealed that the break was temporary and that she has to move back in temporarily. FML
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I believe the technical term for that woman is, um, . . . wife.
cradle6 13
Come on y'all. I know most of you have never been through a divorce (neither have I) but when you have kids with someone, you'll have a link to them for life. Not an emotional one necessarily, but literally you're going to have to interact with them a lot as long as your kids are minors. If you're uncomfortable with your boyfriend interacting with his soon to be ex-wife, then end it now, because it's not ever going away.
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Comments (182)
ten_go86 5
making her stay in the dog house isn't bad
mom2pen 4
Take the kids, mom can move back with her parents or shelter or be responsible for herself.
ikickgingers 15
Are you serious? For someone who constantly spews religious shit... Your comment is ignorant as ****. First off - his wife, WIFE needs help. He's helping her - just because they aren't going to be married any longer does not mean he is going to stop caring. Second - this woman is the mother of HIS children. What kind of man would set that kind of example for HIS children? Get off your high horse Ma'am.
EdwardC777 9
Omg, something like this totally happened on "Friends"... Ross got dumped, and I suggest you do the same
ohowe 1
You should never date a married man. He wasn't divorced, so he was still married. Next time, wait until the divorce is final, and then go out with the guy.
poohbearlover1 0
Wow.... kids are always number 1.. Take them and give the mom enough money to stay at a hotel a few nights to figure out what she's gonna do.. that's what I would do! Good luck Hun.
BobbieH 19
That's what happens when you date someone who hasn't finalized their divorce. He doesn't have a choice but let her move back in. It's the law, until the divorce is final neither party can force the other out of the house. Even if they leave, they can come back! If you choose to date someone in this stage of a divorce you have to accept the circumstances.
babyontheway1991 7
well really kids are number one. She is the mother of his children and what do expect her to do, sleep on the street? Why are you even involved with a married man in the first place? And she clearly has more precedant in the house than you do! She will ALWAYS be involved in his life whether they get back together or not, and your the one in the wrong for messing around with a man whose still married in the first place!
jessica91_2010 1
Leave him now!! It will be hard but do it
scumbagmagnet 10
Move on and find an UNMARRIED man,