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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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texas_justice 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:38

...a guy frightened by his own fart has no business reproducing.

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:37

OP admit it.. it was you..

Comments

cookieeater_fml 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 13:42

this is so fuunnny lol yu sure it wasn't you?

anonmc 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 13:51

sounds like you're too young to be having sex.

me1221 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 14:13

LOL@U2

MISStaken43 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 14:27

dahahahahahah!

perdix 29

Saturday 27 March 2010 14:50

He held it for a whole minute? You've got a future **** star on your hands!

bobbyb57 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:06

lol one time my fiancé farted because she became so relaxed while I was fingering her lol

killabenz09 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:25

LMAO!!! that's the funniest damn thing I've read all day.

klumzy0123456789 6

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:29

hahahhaha. farts are normal.

cherriblizz 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:32

Haha his own fart scared him? Now that's hilarious! You have definitely got yourself a man!

AngieVengeance 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:47

He was trying to play it off by saying, "what was that?"..as if you didnt know it was him letting out a huge fart. F his life because that is embarassing (yet funny).