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soooyeah 30 April 2009, 12:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

30 April 2009, 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

30 April 2009, 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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xenaa_fml 0

1 May 2009, 04:32

lmao that suckss

1 May 2009, 04:34

Is your boyfriend Homer Simpson?

1 May 2009, 04:47

this ain't a fml ice cream rocks ur socks!

xcman 0

1 May 2009, 05:16

That man knows his priorities!

tweetie0918 0

1 May 2009, 05:30

haha!! Heck yes!! icecream is always better from the icecream man, or woman!!! ;)

1 May 2009, 05:38

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this.

1 May 2009, 05:39

Does your boyfriend wear pampers or huggies?

1 May 2009, 05:40

I would totally do that, and my boyfriend would come with me.=)

1 May 2009, 05:45

I agree with 225, I would TOTALLY do that too

chilipeppersrok 0

1 May 2009, 05:51

... i just cant comprehend why ice cream and FML are in the same sentence... your boyfriend sounds cool if you decide to dump his ass over this, can i have him?