Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
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LookAttMyyLifee 12
Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".
PandaSmile 24
Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting
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Comments (119)
LissaMccracken 23
Wow... He's clearly stupid if he thought it was okay to say that
hardwoodfloors 8
I'm guessing that's why he choose you
Whatapuffchild 23
maybe OP was trying to say that his ex showed off her brains too much. maybe he didnt like that. but he should tell you that youre dumb. show that youre dmarter then him.
JoshArson 22
*Maybe x2 *But *shouldn't *you're *Show *you're *smarter *than
olpally 33
Trying too hard at being a grammar nazi.^
JoshArson 22
Nah. If I was trying too hard, I wouldn't have missed "didn't" the first time.
Whatapuffchild 23
man i know all my errors..I couldnt go back to fix it..so thanks?
Emily062611 6
I'm pretty sure you were still trying too hard. Though, you make acting like a jerk seem effortless!
WelcomeToAndale 13
Never talk about your exes...
duhbaby 10
I hope you were smart enough to dumb his ass
Ray_of_midnight 23
Your boyfriend should get hooked up with the best friend from the previous FML, who thought Canada was in South America.
glamorous18 10
you might be too smart for him for understanding his reference.
Just_Ya 16
This has been posted before
pattayarick 8
Show him that you're smart enough to dump his stupid ass.
skehar 23
Sounds like it's time to knock out a few of his lightbulbs!