Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
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justash12 10
OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.
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Tall_Enough 10
that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!
Welshite 40
He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.
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Comments (90)
wingedangel123 8
Shit, I really hope we don't get those "situation" comments -_-. And geez, I thought I was lazy. Your boyfriend's lazier than me and my lazy siblings combined together.
dinagdotphoto 13
Look before you speak. Precisely at #35
BossPathfinderGM 14
I'm sure he would have seen comment 35 if it was already made before his own. But 15 comes first. Look before you speak indeed.
Zynris 10
'Combined together.'
perdix 31
"On my way out of the tent" makes it sound like he actually shat inside the tent. Say it ain't so, Joe, say it ain't so!!!
TheDrifter 24
Nope, right outside the door. Get them when they set that first step outside, don't let them get their hopes up. It's the best technique.
starile 20
That would be unforgivable. I'd bust out the chillax at that point and hide the body at sundown.
Enslaved 38
I never understood why campers usually bring beans on their trips. Being gassy and sleeping in tight quarters is a combo for smelly disaster. Also a minute walk is too far if he's afraid of the Blair Witch. :P
Zebediabolical 45
Being gassy makes for a warm sleeping bag!
yankeesfancg 13
He made it out of the tent at least
perdix 31
We don't know that for sure. The way it's written, the mound of poo could either be just inside or just outside of the tent. I put in a request for clarification :)
fakedsincerity 32
he was just being at one with Mother Nature. look where you're stepping, next time!
olpally 33
What a lazy piece of shit boyfriend ya got there.
InfernoVivo 12
Pun intended?
olpally 33
Duh^^ -___-
InfernoVivo 12
What a shitty situation. Don't crap out on us right now.
HeartOfLead 24
Thumbs up for sarcasm.
olpally 33
Thumbs down for stupidity and overused pun.
ashleytianarose 13
That's a shitty situation
graceinsheepwear 34
Are you not paying any attention at all?
HeartOfLead 24
Clearly, the anal leakage side affect from that medication hasn't worn off yet.
Vilsitior_93 12
When a guy says he can't make it, he can't make it!! Lmao