Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
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justash12 10
OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.
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Tall_Enough 10
that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!
Welshite 40
He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.
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SwimmerBoy16 15
Do you think he was joking??
marthamydear23 9
ewww. that's so gross. I can't believe he'd do that. yuck