By justash12 - 25/08/2013 09:13 - United States - Kearny

Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
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justash12 10

OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.

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Top comments

Tall_Enough 10

that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!

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Welshite 39

He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.

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sleepyglowstar 32

that's disgusting. has he never heard of the saying "you dont shit where you sleep"

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eternal_malaise 10

Like bears, people do shit in the woods (wherever they want).

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SaintJimmy21 19

oh, what a wonderful morning in mother nature's refuge...

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JennNoVa 8

I hope you don't run into whatever he grabbed to wipe himself with. If he even bothered to do it!

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justash12 10

OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.

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Trish01 23

The way you phrased that made me picture your boyfriend "taking a shit out of your head" :/

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crashley21 10

Maybe he was making a joke and just seeing if you would take it seriously? ... I hope so, if not the guy has some serious issues.

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blue_eyed_cutie 3

I'll admit that's gross, and he should have warned you ahead of time, but when ya gotta go, ya gotta go Lol

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The_Doctor10 7

Sounds like a joke I'd make... I would assume this was a joke too, if not, yeeeeeah, he's got issues.

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