Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
justash12 tells us more.
justash12 10
OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Tall_Enough 10
that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!
Welshite 40
He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (90)
sleepyglowstar 32
that's disgusting. has he never heard of the saying "you dont shit where you sleep"
TheAngryPrincess 3
Dump his ass.
eternal_malaise 10
Like bears, people do shit in the woods (wherever they want).
SaintJimmy21 19
oh, what a wonderful morning in mother nature's refuge...
JennNoVa 8
I hope you don't run into whatever he grabbed to wipe himself with. If he even bothered to do it!
sharon69_fml 1
Eww
justash12 10
OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.
Trish01 23
The way you phrased that made me picture your boyfriend "taking a shit out of your head" :/
crashley21 10
Maybe he was making a joke and just seeing if you would take it seriously? ... I hope so, if not the guy has some serious issues.
blue_eyed_cutie 3
I'll admit that's gross, and he should have warned you ahead of time, but when ya gotta go, ya gotta go Lol
The_Doctor10 7
Sounds like a joke I'd make... I would assume this was a joke too, if not, yeeeeeah, he's got issues.