Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
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justash12 10
OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.
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Tall_Enough 10
that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!
Welshite 40
He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.
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Comments (90)
graceinsheepwear 34
Was the toilet paper a minute walk away too, in the bathroom? Ew.
DWynter 11
I have no words. You poor, poor girl.
thatkid00117 16
When you gotta go you gotta go
OnlyTheDarkest 17
When people stop pooping in bad places. Where there is poop, there will be FMLs!
Omniprism 15
Ok then why didn't he pick it up?
ohSNAPyall 27
Hope you already had your boots on!
Yeliab333 20
that must have been in-tents (intense) hah:)
limaduce 5
Why is there a bathroom if your camping.
BossPathfinderGM 14
Public campgrounds are often equipped with facilities to make daily ablutions simpler. Shower, shave, etc.
JustinKirby 20
Surprised nobody said shit happens, or that's a shitty situation OP. Anyways sorry to hear that OP hope your camping trip had its bright side other than that accident
olpally 33
Read all the comments before you comment. They've both been used on the first page.
worldclassrager 41
He couldn't go around to the side of the tent...or try to make the walk?