Work: Today, my bosses have been stealing my overtime hours because...

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By underpaid - 27/04/2016 20:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my bosses have been stealing my overtime hours because they're 'broke'. My bosses are my parents, and they've had three vacations this year already. The only reason I'm working so much is to save up to move away and find another job. FML

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