Work: Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm on a different...

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By QrowBranwen - 14/07/2016 11:15 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm on a different Pokémon Go team than him.

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You deserved it 39

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behappyitsover 11

Friday 15 July 2016 10:43

But on what grounds would he be firing you for? That wouldn't stand in court say if he did fire you and you chose to take legal action

heylookitstimmy 8

Friday 15 July 2016 4:44

Instinct or Extinct.

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iamdman 22

Friday 15 July 2016 4:04

Traitor! Hopefully it was just a bad joke. If it wasnt, FML for sure. If your team Mystic I will get you a job. If not, don't bother. Another poor joke for you.

heylookitstimmy 8

Friday 15 July 2016 4:44

Instinct or Extinct.

behappyitsover 11

Friday 15 July 2016 10:43

But on what grounds would he be firing you for? That wouldn't stand in court say if he did fire you and you chose to take legal action

TripleATeam 13

Friday 15 July 2016 10:49

If he does, sue. Termination without cause. Either way, enjoy catching them all!

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