Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
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BlackHawkSavior 28
Send a carrier pigeon with your signature on a scroll
MrBlackledge 12
There wasn't anyone else who could print it for you?
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Comments (45)
chxkira 14
What a dick!
Gatashablan 7
I will said it straight : your boss is an asshole and will never admit any problems. I wish you good luck and hope the issue is solved. :)
HotFrosty 14
I would refuse to sign the write up.
The_Ikon211 11
should've wrote himself up.
gobiteme2 34
OP if you are not the only one to sign a report keep a blank one around to place on the bosses desk signed by "Ass hole"
devinaww 15
Electronic signature!
remometol 16
I guess he doesn't like you OP. Maybe you smile too much
ekalfhsa 2
Sounds like it's either an oversight on his par, or he set it up so that he had an excuse to dig at you, OP. I'm hoping he just assumed you would be able to sort this. Good luck, go directly to HR and tell them why you don't agree with the write up.
worldclassrager 41
That shouldn't cause an issue...if it does just mention the problem
tomibran 4
Do not sign anything! You weren't at fault for not signing the report because it wasn't printed for you to sign, go to HR if it's addressed and tell them the situation