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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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That is so awful... but really hilarious. Definitely something that would have happened to me. I don't have a text messaging plan either, and yet people text me alllllll the time. I usually have to pay $5-10 extra a month for stuff I can't control.

Therese_fml 0

If that's not BS and is real, I'm sorry man, that really sucks.

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@97: That's really not a pot/kettle thing since what he had to say had something to do with the comment he was replying to.

What is that creature even supposed to be?

unluckydavid 0

This comic went overboard, not as much as the meteor one, but still too much. And is it supposed to be a person or a dog?

JustCallMeCloud 0

A human with a horrible deformity. You can tell because of the severe Cyclopsitis and the ears that are now conveniently placed on its head.

Not all of the comics have been that way. The older ones were pretty accurately true to the FMLs, were they not funny?

If you have a messaging plan with unlimited texts, it does not, in fact, cost you anything more than you would already be paying. Therefore, #90 was correct in saying that it won´t cost him any more to send and receive 3,000 texts in a month than 1 text in a month.

@108: A bear?

Canada's pretty good as far as I know? I pay like, 10$ extra a month and get unlimited texting.

I feel bad for you if 25cents made you lose your house

The comic was shit- and anyway you cannot do a decent comic for an FML that short. I'm sorry, but it really kills me that all these people have such amazing art, and yet such crappy ideas. I wish I could draw well, because my ideas are fairly good but my drawing stinks

While the invoice is a good idea, I'm not so sure the lawyer part would work. Some pretty basic part of the Constitution states you can't sue for some amount under $20, but that might just have to do with property or something. The intricacies of law are an enigma...