Today, my boss chewed me out for leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker, hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML
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Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I was leaving work to go home and ran into some people setting up an event in one of our rooms. In my socially anxious way, I told them they couldn’t use our equipment by saying my boss is a massive bitch. Turns out he knows my boss and disagrees. I hope he doesn’t say anything. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Top comments
ThatOtherMegan 30
Your boss is a jerk.
Morning_fml 22
That's unethical of him & quite immature for someone who holds a powerful position in a company. Hope you sorted that out with your boss.
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Comments (77)
openminded8 17
former coworker... former boss . they can fight, you can leave grinning ear to ear
zykrithium 22
You're an idiot for constantly getting into meaningless fights, but your boss is an even bigger idiot and an asshole for promoting unbusinesslike conduct.
FragrantSalmon 12
Bro, chill out. It's not his fault and you don't know the whole story.
Markovski 18
Put some spiders on your boss's desk and enjoy the entertainment. or don't, because you're not a jerk like him.
amccaul1976 8
new job time
skye147 20
That's so wrong!!! Is there anyone you can report this to?
marigoldcobain 21
What an asshole!
cartermccarroll 20
At least he's honest.
LyricaSilvan 30
Your boss is a douche.
Witchylady 18
Your boss is a moron
EvilLittleMan 23
Do you work for a hardware company because your boss sure is a tool.