Work: Today, my boss bitched at me because my body language "indicates...

By c - 22/07/2012 04:50 - United States - Denham Springs

Today, my boss bitched at me because my body language "indicates that you don't enjoy doing your job". I just have scoliosis. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2018 15:00

Today, my boss yelled at me in front of several customers for gesturing too much while I talk, because it's "unprofessional". I was using sign language. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 21:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 06:13 - Singapore

Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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By Umwhat - 19/06/2019 02:01

Today, my boss wanted to talk to me. Nervous, I went to her office. Turns out that my coworkers talk about me behind my back, and my boss is worried about me. Apparently, I lie about my bad knees, and me wearing black leggings is horrible. Most of them wear sweatpants on a daily basis. FML

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By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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By nowbrokevaper - 19/11/2016 18:47 - United States - Pomona

Today, I found out that my boss, who had promised me a raise, is not promoting me. He says I don't have the right 'vibe' and I'm not 'relaxed' enough for the job. FML

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Sunday 22 July 2012 12:40

Im sorry about your scoliosis. Your boss is a bitch! You should tell him/her know though. The guilt will haunt them for life. >:)

ILoveMyXbox 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 12:37

Well, tell her that. She might not know.

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krewer21 1

Monday 23 July 2012 5:27

Time to disclose. Sounds like an ADA incident. Pardon the poor pun, but stand up to your boss on this!

xoxoboobear 5

Monday 23 July 2012 11:08

Your boss is such a bitch! Have you tried explaining to him/her?

rawrzorz17 0

Monday 23 July 2012 13:20

I do too):

taetay2010j 0

Monday 23 July 2012 13:24

My boss said the same thing my "hands dont look busy"

emoshadow47 9

Monday 23 July 2012 22:06

Omg i have scoliosis and i have got detentions from teachers for being disrespectful because of my slouch

bubo_fml 10

Monday 23 July 2012 23:24

workplace discrimination lawsuit = get paid, bitches!!

BriZanna33 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:48

Well if you get fired over it, then it smells like a lawsuit is soon to follow..

yellowfish_fml 1

Tuesday 24 July 2012 15:53

I've experienced such things as well (70 degrees and an operation behind): teachers that told me that my posture is disrespectful and makes me look uninterested. Just tell them right away: you'll shame them for a long time, I hope...

VivaLaColdplay 27

Wednesday 25 July 2012 20:22

I feel bad for you. I used to have scoliosis too. It sucks.

chloewhite 2

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:25

My friend had scoliosis she is now going to b a freshman and she had surgery last year

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