Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML
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OP CLARIFICATION TIME!!!!! A *month* ago, me and my ex broke up as I was moving away, 3 days later she got drunk and had rebound sex with some guy. Talking to my best mate, he said we should go on a lads holiday around Europe to get over our exs etc. (He broke up with his around the same time). Y'know - meet some girls, work on our tan, drinks on the beach, you know the drill! Yesterday, when we were supposed to book, he told me he had to pull out as he'd gotten back with his ex and wanted to go on holiday with her. That is why FML.
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XxAnnie23xX 15
You deserve it. Why break up with your girlfriend just to pick up other chicks? You're kind of an asshole.
Nutz101 7
Why would you do that in the first place? It doesnt make any sense. YDI
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Comments (192)
sparklingrainbow 3
like anyone would go with u guys.. fail.
psychaddict 0
Dumbass. You're going about this ALL wrong. Don't you know how it works? Keep the girlfriend until you find a new one, then dump her right away! If you wanna be a douche, that is. If you dumped her because it simply wasn't going to end in marriage, okay, but for this reason? Asshole!
CreepInTheCorner 11
Karma's a bitch.
tildoorf84 7
what an idiot, ydi
melimelz88 2
Typical tool with your "bros before hoes" mentality and it back fired on you...i bet your thinking about getting with you ex now right...I hope she finds out the reason for you breaking up with her and never gets back with u for being such a dousche
Michaelaarnett 22
Bros before hoes for the win
sambudd14 2
What did you think would happen, dipshit
cassi135t 1
DOUCHE. -_-
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Dude that's why you get a "hall pass" haha
rcgirl2 11
That's what you get you jerk.
annilovesmusic 0
YDI! Why would you hurt someone like that