Kids: Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with...

By mommylife - 15/04/2015 04:17 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By jaimpastaggle - 06/10/2016 14:24 - France

Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom, my 5-year-old then runs in, yells, “Snowstorm!” and throws a bag of flour all over the floor. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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Kids love that sort of repetition

By Vicky Cain - 15/06/2021 21:01 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my child thinks it's hilarious to continuously pour his entire Lego collection all over the floor. When I tidy it away, he does it all over again. FML

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By Unlucky gal - 12/06/2017 04:00

Today, I broke my mug, windshield wiper, shower curtain, and foot, all in six hours. FML

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By will - 14/08/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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Toynado

By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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garf3265 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 11:50

have kids they said, it will be fun they said

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 15 April 2015 11:53

When I read the part about covering the house with Cheerios, all I could picture was your kid going around the house literally placing the Cheerios one by one all around the house so they'd cover every spot he could get.

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ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Wednesday 15 April 2015 13:26

Motherhood...it's beautiful, right? ;-)

brniedgrl24 3

Wednesday 15 April 2015 13:32

Aww the joys of motherhood.

xluciferx666 21

Wednesday 15 April 2015 13:42

I have been there OP I have two girls ones 2 1/2 and the other is 1 I'm always too terrified to turn my back for more than a minute

MissBehavin77 18

Wednesday 15 April 2015 13:47

If I didn't have a baby boy of my own I would laugh at this, but I know my days of toddler terror are coming so you have my sympathy.

janfleury 19

Wednesday 15 April 2015 13:57

That sounds about right.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 15 April 2015 14:06

You got a super kid.

alliebuggs 17

Wednesday 15 April 2015 14:27

My little brother when he was three shoved a whole potato, and a wrench down the toilet. We had to get out whole toilet removed.

hyy 9

Wednesday 15 April 2015 15:00

Fff

qjdb 8

Wednesday 15 April 2015 15:15

You're missing a sentence. "And the next six minutes were spent whooping his ass"

BlackFire4890 16

Wednesday 15 April 2015 15:31

I have a 4 yr old but when she was 2 she was destructive. I'd go to take clothes out the wash and put them in the dryer and there'd be cheerios and toys everywhere in the 3 minutes