By ggabrams - 17/08/2013 12:55 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
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ggabrams 14

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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ottokat 15

Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.

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Princesscarrot 0

Ohh, man. If he were my son, I would have stared blankly into space after seeing the tapes and slapped myself in the face for not seeing the dumbness coming. DDD:

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dingostacy 14

The pole came out of nowhere. It just appeared. Twice..???

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ImTheAlpha 30

I've done that with a totem pole. But then again, I was 11, and just coming out of the dentists while (legally) high as the moon.

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MarkToast 19

maybe he couldn't see from the first time

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