Today me and my sis assumed our parents were joking when they... - FML

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By Homeless baby boy - 21/02/2021 19:39

Today me and my sis assumed our parents were joking when they said they’d throw us out on our 18th to live independently then Today my sis’s 18th, they packed up all her belongings while she was at her part time job, put it in storage and emailed her a list of flats available to rent. It’s my 18th next year FML

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voltroz 18

Monday 1 March 2021 12:36

I hope you gals are pretty

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 26 February 2021 11:23

Well at least you get a head start on sorting everything out.

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 26 February 2021 11:23

Well at least you get a head start on sorting everything out.

voltroz 18

Monday 1 March 2021 12:36

I hope you gals are pretty

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