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By MegaMike - 03/02/2016 23:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, me and my Mom had a bit of an argument over Gay Rights, She said that it was wrong and unholy, I said if they loved each other than I think it's fine. To get away from the topic I bring up our cousin diagnosed with cancer, she said there is cure and doctors were hiding it to make money. FML.

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