Miscellaneous: Today, maintenance finally managed to fix my A/C and heating...

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By anonymous - 10/05/2016 20:15 - United States - Lenexa

Today, maintenance finally managed to fix my A/C and heating in my dorm room after it being broken for 5 months. I move out for summer break tomorrow. FML.

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burnanator 13

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:57

Now the Irony of this, is that when you get back, there is a 50/50 chance on whether or not it's going to be working.

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burnanator 13

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:57

Now the Irony of this, is that when you get back, there is a 50/50 chance on whether or not it's going to be working.

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