Today, like every weekend I sat alone by myself while pictures...

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By BadFaceorPersonality? - 29/10/2017 19:04 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, like every weekend I sat alone by myself while pictures of my work colleagues partying together were posted on Facebook. We all started at the same time and I'm the only one not invited to these get togethers. FML

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