Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML
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Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Today, I walked to the grocery store despite being out of shape since it was typically only a 30 minute walk and gas prices are bad. The hourly temperature on my weather app was wrong as usual so by the time I got to the store, I was sweating buckets. By the time I got back home, I was so overheated I nearly threw up. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You walk every day for a year, and you’re still out of shape? Maybe you’re in denial about not having medical issues!
NPDclusterBaware 8
At least you're walking man
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Comments (15)
oldtimer 3
I like how you say you don’t have a medical issue. I think you do and you better go see a doctor ASAP. Shortness of breath is a symptom of heart disease.
LostSoul 20
How far do you walk? If it is a mile or more and for over a year, see a doctor. There is no reason you should be getting winded. Unless you started at 600lbs. Even then, after a year? If these are new symptoms, call a doctor now.
Major_Haywire 7
Good that you’re walking, but you need to stop eating all the pies, other people might like some