Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Classic prank
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Too late
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Misjudged
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
Thanks!
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Smells like…
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
Such a rush
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
For crying out loud
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
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goliatron 9
You definitely deserve it, you poopyface.
3dollarbill 0
Swing and a miss. And then a hit.
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Ajminks13 5
You are just one of those immature jerks in our world who think they can do whatever they want Maybe mext time you will think asshole
Madrias 36
Oh, you're one of those assholes who deserves a crowbar to the skull. Or perhaps your license and registration fed through a paper shredder and forced to walk everywhere... For the rest of your life. Yeah, you're a douchebag and an asshole who doesn't deserve to drive. You deserve to walk while other assholes like you drive by and hit puddles to soak you. Preferably whenever you're going somewhere important.
maps12 7
No, not FML. That was a given! A**
Pointy 12
Hahahahaa u lil ******!
zeldymeldy 5
Karma bitch.
JesusOfNazareth 16
Well aren't you a douche. YDI so much. Just because you're in your car you think you're better than people walking? You think it's funny to splash people walking on the street with a huge ass puddle? People like you are sociopathic. Next you drive really fast near people. I was riding my bike a few days ago and a person like you decided it would be funny to drive faster and 2 inches away from a 13 year old. Go to hell.
night_fox1233 16
You're an asshole. YDI
bopersonn 13
GOOD
Pyrotechtarian 4
Clearly the lady has clairvoyant and telekinetic powers
Malaki691 15
You're an asshole...you deserved worse