Miscellaneous: Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands....

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I face planted with my books flying everywhere. FML

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Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By Addigirl - 25/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I ordered pick-up from a restaurant I really like. It was pouring, so instead of taking the long way across the pedestrian walk, I ran through a grass-covered area and tripped on tree roots. I was right in front of the restaurant, so everybody saw me. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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love4running 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:03

this is another example of the need for a "no one cares" button

woot2112 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:44

LOL i've done that before, but under different circumstances

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hexcollie 0

Monday 20 April 2009 19:46

Sounds like it was pretty bad, I'm surprised to see so many people bashing this person. I know I'd be embarrassed, and text books are hard to sell once they're covered in mud. I feel for you, but idk if your life is ****** yet....

Tj_8 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

that's when you stand up and curtsey :)

bad_times 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:03

hahaaa 23.

crashdevil666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:37

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA............

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:41

That would be why they don't want you to do that...

nsewrim 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:46

Ah don't worry about it. The cute boys probably will forget about it soon. People don't usually care to much about that sort of thing, they are usually just thinking about themselves : ).

kerisek 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:00

im very sorry. youre an idiot. rofl.

YourLifeDoeSuck 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:25

i no guys r good looking and everything, but some of u girls fail to impress us

Hey_Darl 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:01

I agree with #29 Guys are better at impressing girls then vice-versa. You should've acted like you were innocent, and had asked for some help. Next time, just take your time....