Health: Today, it's only my second week at my new job after months of... - FML

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By MagicalPegacorn - 04/07/2016 16:44 - United States - Baltimore

Today, it's only my second week at my new job after months of being unemployed. I already have to call in sick. Not because I'm actually sick, but because I have a Bartholin gland cyst on my labia the size of a grape and it's too painful to even walk. FML.

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Person58 17

Monday 4 July 2016 23:28

I'm pretty sure that counts as being unfit to work. Good luck OP!

BoringGirl94 11

Tuesday 5 July 2016 0:51

I'm pretty sure that counts as being sick. I had one about 2 years ago and it hurt like a bitch so I know the pain your going through. took about 3 weeks (maybe more) to go so good luck!

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Person58 17

Monday 4 July 2016 23:28

I'm pretty sure that counts as being unfit to work. Good luck OP!

BoringGirl94 11

Tuesday 5 July 2016 0:51

I'm pretty sure that counts as being sick. I had one about 2 years ago and it hurt like a bitch so I know the pain your going through. took about 3 weeks (maybe more) to go so good luck!

MrsHumanFrog 19

Tuesday 5 July 2016 9:10

go ha

RosaMaravillosa 10

Tuesday 5 July 2016 21:28

that sounds sick to me!

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