Animals: Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having... - FML

By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:26

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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Ashter 20

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:21

There is now way you deserved that. Your mom must have problems.

niga_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:06

if they scar thats gunna suck heaps

stripper_bitch 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:55

OMG COMIC GUY HAS THE SAME DR AS I HAVE. *ahem* anyway, that sucks majorly OP :( Happy birthday though!

m3tal169 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 4:00

what the hell is wrong with ur mom? is she a retard that escaped from stupidville? how does that make any sense at all to throw a cat at someones face?!! GOD!!!

LTO73 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:24

Surprise!

yaktazuki 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:24

Do that to her on her birthday.

J3553ROCKS 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:01

Kill the cat.

tbbays04 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:10

hahahah nice illustration

gb14 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:52

That must've been some birthday.

somethingawesome 9

Friday 7 August 2009 6:57

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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