Today, it's been going on for weeks already and been all over... - FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 17:00

Today, it's been going on for weeks already and been all over the news. How is it that so many people still don't know how to spell it? QUA-RAN-TINE! FML

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Miss_Red 18

Monday 25 May 2020 23:37

probably the same people who have been having rallies against social distancing. None of them seem smart at all.. literally a history book can tell you how much of a bad idea ignoring social distancing is.

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Miss_Red 18

Monday 25 May 2020 23:37

probably the same people who have been having rallies against social distancing. None of them seem smart at all.. literally a history book can tell you how much of a bad idea ignoring social distancing is.

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