Work: Today, it hasn't even been a month at my new job. I have jammed... - FML

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By moonshinegurl77 - 30/07/2016 00:53

Today, it hasn't even been a month at my new job. I have jammed my finger so hard I had to get an x-ray, I locked my keys in my car, and I've managed two days with no lunch. FML

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Hopalongcassidy 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:59

Sorry op, but it seems a lot of those things couldve been avoided if you were a little more careful. That being said, you'll hopefully do better in the future. Best of luck

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 31 July 2016 3:43

Maybe lay off the moonshine.

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Hopalongcassidy 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:59

Sorry op, but it seems a lot of those things couldve been avoided if you were a little more careful. That being said, you'll hopefully do better in the future. Best of luck

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 31 July 2016 3:43

Maybe lay off the moonshine.

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