Miscellaneous: Today, is the second day of investigation from when someone snuck...

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By SMASHing - 20/05/2016 18:12 - Ireland - Swords

Today, is the second day of investigation from when someone snuck into our school at night and smashed the windows. It's also the fifth day of breaking up with my ex. She told the faculty she saw me. Everyone believed her. FML

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ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 21 May 2016 19:45

My school has tons of cameras... Explain to them about your relationship with the person

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ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 21 May 2016 19:45

My school has tons of cameras... Explain to them about your relationship with the person

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