Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML
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Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Paco_el_Taco 17
If it was a Bieber concert I would consider yourself lucky.
Steve95401 49
Nice mom you've got there.
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Comments (143)
rahulcool7 14
Someone has her priorities in order...
Jod33Kitch3n 12
I'd cry.
Dracoboxer357 36
....just a little, when I feel like letting go? ;P Probably wasn't a Flo Rida concert anyways. ;)
TheBrochure 22
Or Bingo Players.
TheBrochure 22
Or Brenda Russell, for that matter haha.
limitedition 25
Your Mom has some issues OP. She could have at least taken you with them - but then she would have had to hire a babysitter.. Fyl OP.
Rahii_nami 10
hahaha..thats funny..unlucky boy ........ i would rather to see ur face when u got to know the tickets are for ur mom and her bf.... :D
jarrettd 27
Op is a women.
VannahJane 17
1) too many dots 2) It's really not that funny 3) OP is a girl
gracehi 33
23, OP's name must be "Legion" for she is many.
HowieDoIt 21
This would be an excellent comment if it was in the right fml.
Rahii_nami 10
but i cant make fun of u...caz i know exactly how u felt in that time...im really sorry to here that :(
Pstraka6 20
Man, what a disappointment. I say you have your own little party and make the best of your special day! No use in letting that get you down; live a little sweetheart!
Dcm210 19
Earth day Birthday?
afallingstar 22
That's what I'm guessing too...I'm in FL and that's all I can think that's going on that's not completely lame
TeddyB88 4
Unless OP sent this from the future, earth day isn't for another week
hammerfall26 6
Um no earth day birthday was this weekend 4/13 I was backstage all day.
Calculate900 4
My money's on the Ultra Music Festival in Miami, but that's me.
Pstraka6 20
That was weeks ago, and let me tell you It was amazing