Today is day 28 since a corrective surgery on my urethra. During... - FML

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By ManNeeds2019 - 17/02/2019 09:00 - United States - Dallas

Today is day 28 since a corrective surgery on my urethra. During my recovery I made my wife cum twice while my catheter made erections excruciating. She still hasn't had sex with me and accused me of "treating her like a sex object" for asking. FML

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Aphrodite 20

Sunday 17 February 2019 16:39

This is very confusing. You made her ******? yet she won’t fulfill your needs? What?

abfab5300 13

Monday 18 February 2019 0:32

He made his wife come using other things than his penis during the time when he had a catheter and during which he was unable to get it up. Now that the post-op pain is gone, he wants some action after having given his wife orgasms without getting anything back. Apparently, she won’t let him and is cross with him asking. That’s what he’s upset about.

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EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 23 February 2019 18:11

your wife is incredibly moronic.

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