Kids: Today, instead of taking a nap, my son took a huge shit on the... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 20:20 - United States - Xenia

Today, instead of taking a nap, my son took a huge shit on the carpet in his room and coveted it up with a pile of stuffed animals. FML

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Pikawarrior 12

Sunday 17 July 2016 12:12

Why do kids do the things they do?

TripleATeam 13

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:37

I hate it when my kids covet their own shit.

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Pikawarrior 12

Sunday 17 July 2016 12:12

Why do kids do the things they do?

TripleATeam 13

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:37

I hate it when my kids covet their own shit.

chrddajr 19

Sunday 17 July 2016 18:29

My nephew did this exact thing while i was babysitting. I thought I was the only one!

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:27

A friend told me about a play date involving her then toddler son and another small kid. At some point they decided that taking a dump into a huge box of Legos was a good idea. Each of them sat on one side of the box and the pooped at exactly the same time. I find that amount of control pretty impressive.

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