By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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amy397123 0

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

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sadlozer 0

LOL! I c wut u did thar. Wonder if anyone else will get the reference?

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alex_vik 0

Today, I'm fat. FML Boo ******* hoo. GTFO

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voveraite 7

For the poster above saying that fit people can get a dime stuck to them as well: only if you apply some glue to the skin, or they encounter a cloth barrier in their trip to gravity. No ton of sweat can do that. Sorry to burst your bubble ^^. OP: if you are so disturbed by this, as your nickname also suggests, then it's time to do something about it: not fad diets, but healthy eating *forever* plus a more active lifestyle. Just beating a dead horse, I know

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penizulaface 0

ever put a coin in your bra? it sticks to your boob after you take your bra off. betch.

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lawlfyl 0

yeah. but does it stay there until you take shower? or just until your sweat dries?

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heyitsmegxx 0

Yah, I always put money in my bra, then forget about it until I take it off.

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sallay 0

ive had that happen to me after taking off a bra lol i've found like dollars and even a twenty once 0.o

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Suckstbeyou 0

be funny if you were at the store and pulled some loose change to pay lol I'd gag.

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noshitsherlock 0

OMG... at least you can fit in the shower :-/ But yeah, you really should lose some weight if that happened... good lord. And #12... WTF NO, that doesn't happen to everyone. It would definitely NOT happen to "underweight/fit" people either. WTF is wrong with you?

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trynightday 0

Wow, this isn't a FML at all! You just found an alternative to putting all your money in the bank - you lucky bastard! Well done for making a profit while you showered, fatty.

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Iwannabetreo 11

Shut up and stop saying FML's arent FML's.

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