Today, in class I saw a boy who always makes jokes about me wearing... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 04:00

Today, in class I saw a boy who always makes jokes about me wearing a bracelet. I knew this could be my chance to get him back for all the years he had been mocking everything I do, so I said his bracelet was sh*t. Turns out it was a charity bracelet for his dying brother... FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 26 December 2018 4:33

Should've just stuck his head in the toilet like a normal person.

bass_ftp 12

Wednesday 26 December 2018 5:42

Yeah because bullying totally didn’t happen in your generation.

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Jazmine Moore 6

Friday 11 January 2019 11:45

guess he shouldn't have talked all that shit 💁‍♀️

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