Love: Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention...

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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By Dragon - 04/04/2023 12:00

Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 18:05 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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writtenmusic 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

i'm sure he noticed you

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:10

how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.

Comments

drnkmychmcl 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:05

OOoooh, the slow sit! (Gets them every time!)

thekingjoe90 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:42

if you think about it that could be a coversation starter, you just shoulda laughed it off

wow18 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:02

Just go over and talk to the man/boy. You don't need to pull stunts like this.

lovezombie 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:08

Oh man! I forgot about that trick! If you do anything slowly, it is attractive. Sorry sweety, guys liked watching baywatch because of big breasts in bathing suits, not because it was slowed down in the editing process.

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:09

Who says he did?

tubesocks_ 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:13

Well, on the plus side, i bet you got his attention.

roxiefab 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:17

lol.. way to go.. now you have something to talk about

rbkhockey33 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:26

hed only be happy if she did that and looked NOTHING like you. otherwise i see this in the future: "Today, some nasty ginger infected me with the ginger disease when she purposely face planted on my lap. FML."