Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with my new bedsheets, bedroom floor and myself...

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By Afterxmasmeltdown - 26/12/2016 11:22

Today, I woke up with my new bedsheets, bedroom floor and myself covered in dog shit. My housemate thought it would be easier to feed rotten food he had left in the fridge to my dogs instead of bringing it to the bin outside. Fml.

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penguinsgaming 18

Wednesday 28 December 2016 15:19

That is messed up. I would kick that roommate out.

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penguinsgaming 18

Wednesday 28 December 2016 15:19

That is messed up. I would kick that roommate out.

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