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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 00:48 - New Zealand - Porirua
Today, I woke up to discover our garage had been broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my car was absolutely covered in egg, which had seeped through every crevice on the car, it got under the boot lid, into the engine bay, through the air conditioning unit, EVERYWHERE. I spent 5 hours cleaning.