Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my mother's house to get some shoes. By the...

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By notthefirsttime - 14/06/2016 03:32 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my mother's house to get some shoes. By the time I left, my boyfriend had a handprint on his face from my mother. Why? Because he keeps bringing me by to pack up my stuff. We're moving cross country together in 20 days. FML

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thedictator_fml 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 20:17

This one should have been published - if a monster-in-law like that isn't a fml what is?

stonedzenra8 12

Friday 17 June 2016 0:10

Wel damn thats all kinds of ******

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thedictator_fml 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 20:17

This one should have been published - if a monster-in-law like that isn't a fml what is?

stonedzenra8 12

Friday 17 June 2016 0:10

Wel damn thats all kinds of ******

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