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Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Interviewer: Do you know why you are here? OP: Umm... Urging... John Smith!!!

Should've said, "sorry, I'm just nervous." It solves 9/10 problems. True Story

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unknown_user5566 27

Since this was your first ever job interview, take the mistake in stride. Just remember you can only improve moving forward. Stay positive!

unixdude 9

Kill yourself. Other people need the resources being wasted on you.

sofia_palermo 1

Did you get the job?

hockeyoceancity 13

Of course he did, the boss can now hire him and not give him any pay checks OP is obviously an immigrant and was scared to give up his real name. Paid under the table ftw.

Oh nana, what's my name?

And 42 is the answer to life.

cheetahbaby96 8

27 beat me to it :(

lemonolime 1

Don't worry, I get stuck on that question too sometimes.

Well you blew it, they were even gonna give you a nametag so that in the future you WOULD have known your name, but then again, could you have read it? Stay unemployed, we don't need your kind in the workplace.

^We've noticed.