Work: Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed...

By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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wilsontws 18

Tuesday 29 May 2012 18:43

Interviewer: Do you know why you are here? OP: Umm... Urging... John Smith!!!

airforce987 20

Tuesday 29 May 2012 18:44

Should've said, "sorry, I'm just nervous." It solves 9/10 problems. True Story

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laniparis 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 13:54

Like when I answered my nana's phone expecting them to ask if they could speak to her and instead they asked who was talking and I had a total mind blank and just passed the phone to my nana. I think I was about sixteen at the time :/

sigrak0 10

Monday 9 July 2012 13:04

at least you didn't say something real stupid, but i have to know, did the effin killer man get the unemployment benefits?

freelancejouster 4

Monday 9 July 2012 17:05

Try deep breaths next time, maybe a sheepish smile? Employers eat that shit up.

ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 7:06

Write your name on your hand next time so you don't have to remember it

TheImaginarySong 16

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:45

I'm..I'm....Jeff no! Kelly no! Dang it..

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