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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Bitches be like...BUT I LOVE HIM!!!!

User57777 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Just leave her.

Comments

xmaximusx 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:40

Nothing confusing about it she's a hoe.... take another chick home next time see how she likes that Lol

Inked0803 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:00

Warning: ****** are closer than they appear.

thatescalated 3

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:03

This is why you don't date the strippers.

etchsanity1 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 16:57

Lol I've dated strippers with better relationship skills ... Just avoid cheap ***** regardless of job.

aribari373 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:28

What if your not her bf?

JFever 6

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:37

Bitches be crazy! Broke hoes are a no no!

blackcatbadluck 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:56

Sorry OP, but she sounds crazy. I say ignore her as payback.

Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 3 February 2013 7:53

OP, it's no wonder why you got hit. You were interfering with her fun. ;) But seriously, OP.Time to think about a new girlfriend.

checkurselfxxx 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 8:00

you deserved it for daring a scunt who has retarded friends

xxpandakittiesxx 7

Sunday 3 February 2013 8:06

She needs the D

Pyapi 20

Sunday 3 February 2013 8:07

I'm not a fan of clubbing or anything, but it is normal... My parents and a lot of their friends go clubbing with their spouses. It's a way to have fun. I see no problem with that, not all adults lead dull and uneventful lives, a lot of them also like to have fun.