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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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craigahh 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:24

Well, the big giveaway is the 1-800 before the number, just a tip.

kscott88 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:28

To #1: Rejection Hotline isn't a 1-800 number. Because that WOULD be a dead giveaway, obviously, so I don't know why you would even assume that. Anyway, their website - with all their numbers - is here: http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

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sydney9_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:43

How would he know that number right off the bat anyway...

Mylife_cant_suck 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:03

lol... americans

quintessence 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:47

thats what you get for liking the jonas brothers.

HANNAHisCRAZYY 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:54

NO YOU DID NOT. are you from the honor society chat? if you are. holy effing hell. btw i'm only guessing that because of your username. i was the one who posted the number. wowwww. lol(:

haro_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:07

buuuuuurned

earwig12 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:14

LEGEND.

bliksem 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:46

Ahh, but... but... but... very unfortunate! Let the guy call first. That is the way it has always been, and this post is proof that the world is not going to change soon... :-)