Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
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Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML
Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML
Today, after my workout, I opened my locker to find… nothing. No phone, no keys, no wallet. I panicked and reported it to the front desk. Turns out I’d used locker 37, but my stuff was in 73. The staff found it immediately. I thanked them like they’d saved my life. FML
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the lights suddenly turned off. Panicking, I waved my arms around, trying to trigger the motion sensor, but nothing happened. I had to finish in the dark, and as I was leaving, the janitor noticed me, turned the lights back on, and said, “Yeah, I turned those off earlier to save power. Hope you were OK in there.” FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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wayham22 3
I guess it's proof that fake baking is ridiculous
FMLandurstoo 9
you were so hot so the smoke detector went off
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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
70 is right without UV there would be no tanning effect, the UV is intentionally let out of the light bulb in safe doses but over time you can get skin cancer
Nevaeh23 0
if you want to get a tan so bad then how about going out in the actual sun instead of using a tanning bed !
randomreader2315 4
Looks like you're one of those dumb ass people who comes in 10-15 minutes before closing and stays for 25. You deserve it for not checking to see what time the gym closes, you stupid ****!
kristylew03 1
Could be that the person working there thought there was nobody in there and decided to close early because he or she had somewhere to be and figured nobody would find out. And just because they're supposed to check everything before they go they might be a lazyass and not bother.
Jammin08 1
Maybe he's talking about dancing like an idiot in front of the camera that's what I would do =D I don't think that's against the law since they locked you in.
lilspygirl908 0
that stinks
MrsPegg 45
Damn! That's a bitch!
joshosh420 2
on the contrary, they didnt forget about you, you forgot about them n when they close. ydi
TraceCase_ 19
I just meant you might get charged for doing whatever you wanted in a store for the night, i.e. eating their food, playing with toys, trying on clothes, ect... The type of shenanigans that might leave a store a mess. Assuming it wouldn't be your dream come true to be locked inside a gym for the night. More like a department store where there is actually fun shit to do.
JenL_fml 7
Tanning beds...
yowzerz 5
I call bullshit on this, I don't care where you are, no store, hair salon, gym, tanning salon, etc is going to be completely shut down at closing time. The doors might be locked, but there will always be at least one person, usually the closing manager, still there counting money and sending in the end-of-day reports. If, and that's a BIG freaking IF, this is a true story, you totally deserved it for being the asshole that goes in at the very last minute expecting the poor employees to stick around while you do your thing. Note to EVERYONE: do NOT go into any place of business within 15 minutes before closing unless you can do whatever you have to do in 2-5 minutes. It will make the world a happier place.