Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
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Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML
Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML
Today, after my workout, I opened my locker to find… nothing. No phone, no keys, no wallet. I panicked and reported it to the front desk. Turns out I’d used locker 37, but my stuff was in 73. The staff found it immediately. I thanked them like they’d saved my life. FML
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the lights suddenly turned off. Panicking, I waved my arms around, trying to trigger the motion sensor, but nothing happened. I had to finish in the dark, and as I was leaving, the janitor noticed me, turned the lights back on, and said, “Yeah, I turned those off earlier to save power. Hope you were OK in there.” FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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wayham22 3
I guess it's proof that fake baking is ridiculous
FMLandurstoo 9
you were so hot so the smoke detector went off
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Comments (105)
Daerauko 0
hell no not an fml. it's totally her fault for going less than 15min til close. women need to stop going to tanning beds. most women are already hot. that and some tan lines are a lil weird.
mintcar 9
You had no idea what time they closed?
missy_lynn012 0
some places wait for the last member to leave before they close.
iLazy 0
While some simply forget about you. Lack of proper customer service.
DCFan 9
So work out. It could be worse, you could be stuck in a McDonalds and gain weight. You'll thank them later lol jk that sucks
Daerauko 0
I did not put my comment here... but while it is. no, **** you guy who I happened to be commenting under lol
largefoofighter 0
hey you shouldn't have been there if they were closing
krushr 3
People still use tanning beds? Do they not have health education in Michigan?
ILoveCTP 3
A ton af people still use tanning beds in Michigan. They want to look hot with a tan because you don't get much natural tan in Michigan. They don't care about their health.
maxrmaxr 5
just because you go tanning doesn't mean you get skin cancer your beyond ignorant, te only way it would have adverse affects on your health is if it's an old machine and the lights were not changed
jbsington 8
"Your beyond ignorant"? Oh ha ha, 63, you really made me laugh with that one. P.S.: It's "YOU'RE beyond ignorant". Feel the irony?
CitrusGirl 0
Don't even know where to start with you 63... everyone else has mostly covered it but, you are correct that just because you tan doesn't mean you'll get skin cancer. Just because you drink heavily doesn't mean your liver will fail. Just because you smoke doesn't mean you'll get lung cancer. But it puts you at a damn high risk. Also, fake tanning ages you that much quicker. Don't fake bake if you don't want to look like a leather couch by age 20.
torilynn4403 0
#75. stop being such an English freak. gosh. you act like nobody knows what he means by putting your instead of you're. get over it. people make mistakes!
jvillan87 5
94...why is your head sideways? That looks uncomfortable and unattractive. Much like your face.
jvillan87 5
94...why is your head sideways? That looks uncomfortable and unattractive. Much like your face.
northern_lights 0
Actually it makes you look very stupid when you can't spell properly. Especially when you are insulting someone. Trust me. It matters.
DCFan 9
yourself? weird..
DerangedKitten 6
Say hello to skin cancer. Ydi.
Awahso 25
My gf does for her socrisis
Awahso 25
*psoriasis
littlemissFYL 5
this is an FYL situation, 7. the employees shouldn't have been idiots and forgotten about OP. so where the **** are people coming up with these witty spray tanning jokes? please, enlighten me because I don't get them.
missy_lynn012 0
unless you were arrested for b&e this isn't an FML