Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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justzofabulous 13

Monday 1 September 2014 5:24

I would die if someone proposed to me like that. It's adorable!!! ????

PoorMillionaire 8

Tuesday 30 September 2014 20:56

He's a keeper!

aichiha13 3

Sunday 5 October 2014 11:00

That is the cutest thing ever

B6LLT 14

Thursday 16 October 2014 18:53

and how is that a bad thing?

sleeping_amber 3

Monday 20 October 2014 16:01

How is this a bad thing?

fckmy1ife 0

Friday 24 October 2014 19:03

if you're that shallow that you're gonna get upset, over something as silly as that, he deserves way better.

mickey98 8

Saturday 25 October 2014 23:03

He's a keeper!!

TiggyBonkers 32

Friday 5 December 2014 19:16

That's so cute!

Nightwalker826 11

Saturday 27 December 2014 7:08

How is that bad?

PikachuGod 10

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:48

That sounds like the best proposal ever!

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