Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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vivaLAlmao 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 9:16

hahaha, ok. for one i think that's adorable! it should not be a FML! its original and cute!!:)

lana1316 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:12

aww thats cute!!:)

beasting 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 5:56

haha id say try again later

cormycakez 3

Tuesday 21 September 2010 4:58

That is adorable!!!!!!!!! I'd have said yes and gave him a kiss on the spot!!!!!!!!! I hope my future husband is creative and funny like that!!! This is not fml worthy.

Shaggy_92 5

Tuesday 21 September 2010 5:45

wow. I lol'd at this

fidrat04 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:01

lmfao that is awsome...i think im gonna steal that for when i propose...except pikachu sucks...Venusaur's way cooler

turtlexrawr 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 11:10

THAT`S HEKKA AMAZING! HOW THE HECKIS THAT AN FML? THAT'S AN MLIA!

lakendyan 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:04

I would have said yes. lmao;)

mmonster 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:16

That's so damn cute! No **** your life!

cheer21moose 13

Thursday 21 October 2010 17:17

Seriously? That's like the best proposal line I've ever heard! How can you even think that is an fml? Girl your crazy.

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