Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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Zekumi 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:04

You "deserved it" because that's awesome.

splarf1991 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:05

that is the most amazing thing ever!!! I jealous lol

emsiti 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:25

like a boss

silence114817 8

Wednesday 9 March 2011 5:21

that is the awesomest proposal ever!

Eraisuithon 1

Sunday 13 March 2011 20:10

Ha, I would soooo do that, but not to be serious, just to be funny

bepe22 0

Monday 14 March 2011 0:14

i think thats really cute!!!(:

apegirl907 0

Monday 14 March 2011 6:59

thats awesome marry the dude

slynoble32 11

Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:30

lmfao dats some fantastic weed

myachi 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:57

by the way, is he asian?

Mad_Alien 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:59

beast

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