Today, I went out of town on a date with my husband to celebrate... - FML

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By yikers - 17/02/2020 00:11

Today, I went out of town on a date with my husband to celebrate my extra large paycheck from all of my overtime at work. I rear ended a car. It was my sister. Goodbye overtime pay, hello deductible and family drama. FML

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Wednesday 19 February 2020 5:05

Perfectly good enough to be an FML and far better than the rubbish getting through which is all reposts, not FML worthy or has shocking spelling and grammar.

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Wednesday 19 February 2020 5:05

Perfectly good enough to be an FML and far better than the rubbish getting through which is all reposts, not FML worthy or has shocking spelling and grammar.

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InnocenceBlue 37

Wednesday 19 February 2020 5:05

Perfectly good enough to be an FML and far better than the rubbish getting through which is all reposts, not FML worthy or has shocking spelling and grammar.

InnocenceBlue 37

Wednesday 19 February 2020 5:05

Perfectly good enough to be an FML and far better than the rubbish getting through which is all reposts, not FML worthy or has shocking spelling and grammar.

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